Alignments as Adam Rippon quotes

Lawful Good: “I wrote ‘wash healing crystals’” on my to-do list today and the moment I read it back to myself I realized LA has turned me into the man I’m meant to be.”

Neutral Good: “I know I’m growing up because I started putting 4 Splenda packets in my coffee instead of 6.”

Chaotic Good: “I just tried to use a meditation app and got stressed out.”

Lawful Neutral: “I think on some level we are all a little trashy, I’m a little trashy.”

True Neutral: “While you were busy being heterosexual, I studied the blade.”

Chaotic Neutral: “There’s been a lot questions to whether I compete with butt pads on and I’d like to set the record straight and let it be known that no, it’s just my real butt.”

Lawful Evil: “Today my trainer asked how I was feeling and I said “not bad, but not good.” Ironically, it’s the same review I gave all my ex-boyfriends.”

Neutral Evil: “When I am on the ice in this costume I am essentially completely naked with crystals covering my nipples. Is that OK? The officials say it is OK.”

Chaotic Evil: “There’s no such thing as a wardrobe malfunction. Only a wardrobe opportunity.”